BOTTOM
LINE:
This
film is a visual splendour, but there's a dumb, arbitrary, and 2-dimensional
aspect to proceedings which make this film at times entertaining
but at others completely laughable.
THE GOOD:
Roland Emmerich, if nothing else,
is very talented at giving us the money shots and 10,000 BC continues
this tradition of creating marvellous visuals that are a sight to
behold. They help to take us back to a time before time, where mammoths
walked the earth, saber-tooth tigers prowled the open plains, and
the human race was just becoming enlightened and moving away from
its animal origins. Against this backdrop, this film takes us on
the 'first' adventure led by a doubtful hero who eventually overcomes
his weaknesses to take on the Gods, who turn out not to be Gods
at all but malicious beings forcing humans to create pyramids. A
lot of what works in this film is on the surface; we have the basic
story of the 'one' rising to the forefront, leading a battle against
the human race's ultimate evil tyrant. Emmerich revisits similar
territory to his earlier film 'Stargate' but doesn't seem to want
to explore too much about exactly 'who' is masquerading as the God,
whether it be alien or human remnants from the lost city of Atlantis.
All of these ideas are a giddy joy and make you wonder exactly where
we came from and why so many mysteries are still unsolved (like
the pyramids). Emmerich also deserves points for being bold enough
to cast no known actors in the film, relying solely on story (however
much there is) and visuals.
THE
BAD: There just isn't any
depth to the story telling. To be clear, I'm not asking for Shakespeare
or even a David Fincher film, but the characters in 10,000 BC are
nothing more than clunky caricatures, and the way they move from one
point to the next is just as superficial. Without the visuals, this
film is really very silly. Perhaps what caps this off perfectly is
the death of the 'God' - our big hero throws a spear and kills the
God who collapses to the ground in front of everyone. And then what
happens? A big buzzing fly flies over the God's half exposed face
with sound effect to match. It's an odd moment and the audience I
saw this film with burst out in laughter. I'm not sure that was the
intention. This film is filled with such moments. But perhaps worst
of all is that the film just doesn't make any attempt to draw you
in to the characters, something that's really needed given we have
to follow these guys all the way through the film and care about their
cause. Even the 'Old Mother' character, which serves more as a spiritual
link to the characters is used in a silly way, and in the end makes
an otherwise poignant and tragic climax a superficial excuse for the
hero to get the girl in the end. All of this makes you feel as if
none of them were ever in any real danger and as such, there are no
thrills thereby making watching the film more of a mechanical exercise
with the only thing to enjoy being the splendid visuals.