BOTTOM
LINE: Lacking any
wit, charm, fun or comedy, the only saving grave of “Bride
Wars” is that Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway have good chemistry
in this boring tale of two brides-to-be who find their respective
weddings booked in to the same day, time and place.
THE GOOD:
On paper, the concept of “Bride Wars” is
actually quite good for a comedy. Two best friends, Liv (Kate Hudson)
and Emma (Anne Hathaway) dream of having their weddings at the Plaza
Hotel in June because of their very fond memory of a wedding they
saw there when they were children. These two best friends get along
extremely well until an oversight at a boutique wedding planner
sees them booked in to the Plaza Hotel on the same day and time.
With neither willing to budge, both women get in to a battle royale
over securing the best of all resources they can for the wedding,
including out-doing and embarrassing each other, and competing for
guests. Kate Hudson is excellent as the more cut-throat, “looking
out for number one” Liv and it is a character she could play
more often as opposed to anything goofy and/or fun. Anne Hathaway
plays a different type of character as the usually meek and mild
Emma who suddenly develops a backbone. Another surprise is that
both actresses work very well together; the chemistry is spot on
while also making for an effective contrast between the two. Candice
Bergen does her best in a supporting role as the exclusive wedding
planner who is in effect the meat in the sandwich.
THE BAD:
“Bride Wars” lacks the
wit, charm, fun and comedy required to make the basic premise work.
There is about as much life to this piece as a plank of wood. Although
Hudson and Hathaway do their best to make the thing come alive,
the events that unfold are completely unengaging, boring and sometimes
unpleasant to watch as the two girls fight each other for something
which in the end is so trivial. A better director might have made
that triviality funny but unfortunately this is not the case here.
As the film goes along, not only are you not laughing but you have
no sympathy whatsoever for what the characters are up to. This culminates
in to a climax that is far from satisfying with the more nicer of
the girls losing out. But wait, being a Hollywood film, the nice
girl still manages to get a replacement husband in the end, just
in the nick of time for everyone to live happily ever after and
to show off photo albums of memories. It does not help that the
film looks cheap. Despite both girls being seemingly well off and
affording such extravagant weddings, the cinematography and production
design are quite lame and give the impression of a made-for-tv movie
rather than a cinematic feature. “Bride Wars” is a disappointing
piece of rubbish that in better hands might have actually been quite
good.