BOTTOM
LINE:
An
intriguing concept and a cool bad guy turn from Samuel L. Jackson
can't save this woeful excuse of a sci-fi film.
THE GOOD:
'Jumper' has a very cool concept:
there are people on the Earth who are born with the ability to teleport
themselves to anywhere they please. They are hunted by another group
of people who wish to exterminate them out of fear that they will
ultimately do bad things. It's a great idea for a sci-fi action
film and in many sequences throughout the film you get to see Mr
Anti-Charisma himself, Hayden Christensen, jump all over the place
in a matter of seconds, particularly when you see so many places
and locales from around the world on show in the film. Makes you
wonder what it would be like to have this power. He's being hunted
by Samuel L. Jackson who creates a decent bad guy in Roland, the
head of a secret organisation that is dedicated to wiping out the
jumpers. This really could have been a wonderful, intelligent sci-fi/action/chase
film.
THE
BAD: Okay, where to start.
Oh, I know, Hayden Christensen. If people learnt one thing from the
Star Wars prequel trilogy it would be not to make Hayden Christensen
the star of your film. Sorry kid, but you just can't act. He's just
as wooden here as he was in the Star Wars prequels, although he does
look a touch cooler in this film. This is bad enough but he's not
entirely to blame for the mess that this film represents. Doug Liman
who gave us the excellent 'The Bourne Identity' and the so-so action
adventure 'Mr and Mrs Smith' must have left his judgment at the door.
Although there are various directorial touches which give you the
same sense of style that his previous films gave, where 'Jumper' falls
down is in its rushed script which skimps over so many plot points
as to not give them much depth or meaning, and to inhabit the film
with characters which you really couldn't care less about. Not even
the best actor in the world could save Christensen's character on
paper - he's spoilt by his power making him quite the brat, and I
found myself actually wanting to see Sam Jackson kick his ass in to
the next millenium; not a feeling you want to feel for your main protagonist.
There's no sense of sympathy for that character and without sympathy
for the lead (even if he's not a nice guy), you don't really have
a hook for the audience. Character motivations are mad, particularly
with the character of his girlfriend Millie who by all rights should
be wanting to get away from Christensen - while the film goes in this
direction, especially after she sees what he's capable of and the
way he abuses his power, by the end of it all she has a change of
heart and she excitedly goes off with him on adventures! Then of course
there's all the scenes where the jumpers teleport in to and out of
crowded public areas and no one (except for one scene) seems to be
shocked. One ridiculous example is when Christensen teleports his
father in to a hospital for treatment. No one ever seems to question
how they ended up there in the first place, especially as the teleport
occurs in full view of many people and actually damages the immediate
surrounding rooms. All up, the film is just too fast for its own good
and ridiculous, 'jumping' through plot points rather than taking the
time to dramatically explore them and by the time you've had you're
fill of Mr Anti-Charisma and the way his antics are ridiculously played
out, you'll walk out of the theatre believing you've just wasted your
time.