BOTTOM
LINE:
This
film is a visual splendour, but there's a dumb, arbitrary, and 2-dimensional
aspect to proceedings which make this film at times entertaining
but at others completely laughable.
THE
GOOD: Roland
Emmerich, if nothing else, is very talented at giving us the money
shots and 10,000 BC continues this tradition of creating marvellous
visuals that are a sight to behold. They help to take us back to
a time before time, where mammoths walked the earth, saber-tooth
tigers prowled the open plains, and the human race was just becoming
enlightened and moving away from its animal origins. Against this
backdrop, this film takes us on the 'first' adventure led by a doubtful
hero who eventually overcomes his weaknesses to take on the Gods,
who turn out not to be Gods at all but malicious beings forcing
humans to create pyramids. A lot of what works in this film is on
the surface; we have the basic story of the 'one' rising to the
forefront, leading a battle against the human race's ultimate evil
tyrant. Emmerich revisits similar territory to his earlier film
'Stargate' but doesn't seem to want to explore too much about exactly
'who' is masquerading as the God, whether it be alien or human remnants
from the lost city of Atlantis. All of these ideas are a giddy joy
and make you wonder exactly where we came from and why so many mysteries
are still unsolved (like the pyramids). Emmerich also deserves points
for being bold enough to cast no known actors in the film, relying
solely on story (however much there is) and visuals.
THE
BAD: There just isn't any depth to the story telling.
To be clear, I'm not asking for Shakespeare or even a David Fincher
film, but the characters in 10,000 BC are nothing more than clunky
caricatures, and the way they move from one point to the next is just
as superficial. Without the visuals, this film is really very silly.
Perhaps what caps this off perfectly is the death of the 'God' - our
big hero throws a spear and kills the God who collapses to the ground
in front of everyone. And then what happens? A big buzzing fly flies
over the God's half exposed face with sound effect to match. It's
an odd moment and the audience I saw this film with burst out in laughter.
I'm not sure that was the intention. This film is filled with such
moments. But perhaps worst of all is that the film just doesn't make
any attempt to draw you in to the characters, something that's really
needed given we have to follow these guys all the way through the
film and care about their cause. Even the 'Old Mother' character,
which serves more as a spiritual link to the characters is used in
a silly way, and in the end makes an otherwise poignant and tragic
climax a superficial excuse for the hero to get the girl in the end.
All of this makes you feel as if none of them were ever in any real
danger and as such, there are no thrills thereby making watching the
film more of a mechanical exercise with the only thing to enjoy being
the splendid visuals.