BOTTOM
LINE:
Director Roland
Emmerich delivers his best money shots to date in this epic disaster
movie about the end of the world, but there is something very undignified
about what watching billions die as a piece of entertainment (as
long as our heroes survive) as well as the fact that it is all completely
ridiculous.
THE
GOOD: The disaster
flick has become Roland Emmerich’s speciality genre, and in
many respects, this film follows the same template as his previous
films, save only the premise of what causes the destruction. In
this instance, the end of the world is caused by an unusual planetary
alignment which creates the conditions for the sun to microwave
the Earth from the inside out. As the core heats up, the land masses
and continents become unstable, causing massive earthquakes, tsunamis
and the rest. Given the sheer scale of destruction in this premise,
Emmerich treats us with some of the most spectacularly rendered
computer destruction you are likely to see. The first sequence where
Jackson (John Cusack) escapes Los Angeles with his family is jaw-dropping,
almost to the point where you can forget how ridiculous it is that
they manage to escape. In respect to these sequences, 2012 delivers
on its promise of cataclysmic destruction. For the most part, Emmerich
has assembled a likeable cast to take us through the tour of destruction,
with Chiwetel Ejiofr, Thandie Newton and Danny Glover in particular
lending a noble presence in the face of such dire circumstances.
2012 is a “check your brain at the door” movie and as
long as you do that, the film is somewhat enjoyable.
THE
BAD: The film falls
apart on many levels. First off, and this is to be expected with any
of Emmerich’s films, what is presented on screen is completely
ridiculous, and not just the concept. The first scene of destruction
in Los Angeles, while breathtaking to watch, is still laughable when
you see how Cusack manages to drive his way over the collapsing ground
beneath him, just managing to stay in front of it. Unfortunately,
by the time Emmerich takes us to the second wave of destruction, the
whole thing becomes tired. The second destruction scene in Las Vegas
is a virtual repeat of the first, but instead they have a bigger plane
to escape in. Ironically however, the ridiculousness of what we are
watching is not the film’s main fault. Unlike Emmerich’s
previous films which had a noble, if very clichéd, core to
their characters, 2012 is built upon a foundation of cynicism and
undignified behaviour, along with the clichés. Rather than
tell the people of the world what will happen when scientists discover
the coming apocalypse, governments conspire to keep it a big secret
and kill everyone that threatens to expose it. People with the biggest
cheque books can buy tickets on the arks that will house those worth
saving. And if all of that were not enough, in each sequence where
there is massive destruction, we actually see people falling out of
skyscrapers, burnt alive by molten lava, drowned by tidal forces and
consumed by ash clouds; but the music hits the crescendo as soon as
our likeable cast manage to escape, and that is okay right? After
all, as long as they survive, who cares about the billions dying below
them? The cast suffer from this problem as well, with John Cusack
copping the brunt of it with one of the most bored and uninspired
performances he has given in his career. The subplot with the rich
Russian is deplorable, and the clichéd Carl Anhauser (Oliver
Platt) character as the guy who inherits the US government when the
President stays behind is despicable to watch. As all of these ideas
and character form the spine for this film, it is hard to see it as
an enjoyable piece of entertainment, no matter how spectacular the
money shots are.