BOTTOM
LINE:
Lacking any wit, charm,
fun or comedy, the only saving grave of “Bride Wars”
is that Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway have good chemistry in this
boring tale of two brides-to-be who find their respective weddings
booked in to the same day, time and place.
THE
GOOD: On paper,
the concept of “Bride Wars” is actually quite good for
a comedy. Two best friends, Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway)
dream of having their weddings at the Plaza Hotel in June because
of their very fond memory of a wedding they saw there when they
were children. These two best friends get along extremely well until
an oversight at a boutique wedding planner sees them booked in to
the Plaza Hotel on the same day and time. With neither willing to
budge, both women get in to a battle royale over securing the best
of all resources they can for the wedding, including out-doing and
embarrassing each other, and competing for guests. Kate Hudson is
excellent as the more cut-throat, “looking out for number
one” Liv and it is a character she could play more often as
opposed to anything goofy and/or fun. Anne Hathaway plays a different
type of character as the usually meek and mild Emma who suddenly
develops a backbone. Another surprise is that both actresses work
very well together; the chemistry is spot on while also making for
an effective contrast between the two. Candice Bergen does her best
in a supporting role as the exclusive wedding planner who is in
effect the meat in the sandwich.
THE
BAD: “Bride
Wars” lacks the wit, charm, fun and comedy required to make
the basic premise work. There is about as much life to this piece
as a plank of wood. Although Hudson and Hathaway do their best to
make the thing come alive, the events that unfold are completely unengaging,
boring and sometimes unpleasant to watch as the two girls fight each
other for something which in the end is so trivial. A better director
might have made that triviality funny but unfortunately this is not
the case here. As the film goes along, not only are you not laughing
but you have no sympathy whatsoever for what the characters are up
to. This culminates in to a climax that is far from satisfying with
the more nicer of the girls losing out. But wait, being a Hollywood
film, the nice girl still manages to get a replacement husband in
the end, just in the nick of time for everyone to live happily ever
after and to show off photo albums of memories. It does not help that
the film looks cheap. Despite both girls being seemingly well off
and affording such extravagant weddings, the cinematography and production
design are quite lame and give the impression of a made-for-tv movie
rather than a cinematic feature. “Bride Wars” is a disappointing
piece of rubbish that in better hands might have actually been quite
good.