BOTTOM
LINE:
“Whiteout”
takes an intriguing setup for a mystery thriller and delivers a
pathetic mess of a film that barely registers in any department,
save showing off Kate Beckinsale.
THE
GOOD: “Whiteout”
begins in a good place, setting its story in the harshest environment
on Earth in Antarctica, and just before the beginning of the six-month
long winter and night. US Marshal Carrie Stetko (Beckinsale) has
been at her post for months, but is confronted with a mysterious
killer whose motivations lead to a much wider plot involving a Russian
cargo plane buried underneath the ice for fifty years. The film
immediately differentiates itself from the standard thriller by
its setting and its lead character. Kate Beckinsale looks good literally,
and we get an arbitrary sequence where we see her all but naked
before she takes a shower. Setting the film in Antarctica elevates
the danger level, and leads to some different types of fight sequences,
particularly at the end of the film as a huge storm blankets the
area in question. “Whiteout” has an intriguing premise,
and is engaging enough to make you want to sit through it, if only
to see where it goes.
THE
BAD: The
film is a mess in many ways. The script does not encourage anything
other than two-dimensional characters and an underwhelming climax.
There are no ebbs and flows to the proceedings, which despite a few
thrilling moments where the director has gone for the standard cattle-prod
technique, leaves a film that does not engage you thanks largely to
a story that promises much but does not deliver. In the end, you wonder,
is that it? The intensity and gruesome nature of the murderer do not
seem to be dramatically justified given the reasons why they were
done. Kate Beckinsale seems woefully mis-cast as a law enforcement
officer, which seems strange given how strong she was in the Underworld
movies. And despite accurately describing how dangerous Antarctica
is at the beginning of the film, by the end of the film, this idea
of danger is sacrificed in order to deliver some outside action sequences
which seem ridiculous given how strong the storm at the end of the
film is; not only do the characters walk around, but they seem to
have the strength to beat the hell out of each other in well below
freezing temperatures with hurricane-force winds. “Whiteout”
is yet another example of a good idea wasted by terrible execution.