BOTTOM
LINE:
Probably
the most fun, entertaining "dumb" film you will see this
year.
THE GOOD:
I hate to say it, but I think I've just watched a Michael
Bay film that I've enjoyed. What makes this film work so well is
the sheer fun on offer, combined with some truly jaw-dropping visuals
and special effects. The robots feel very real and when they clash,
it's heavy, fun stuff. The action scenes are quite exciting and
strangely for Michael Bay, it doesn't get all lost in 1-second cuts
and shots that can't stand still (not that that doesn't occur at
times). It a boy's movie so will obviously work for the male audience.
It's a big toy commercial that plays to a lot of male interests:
toys, cars and there's the requisite babe in Megan Fox to keep your
attention. The door is left open for an inevitable sequel. I have
no real knowledge of the original Transformers from the 80's other
than knowing the phenomenon existed so I can't speak to how faithful
the film and the characters are to the original but it hardly seems
to matter. The sequences all work extremely well and the robots
actually have some character.
THE
BAD: As with all Michael
Bay films, there's an over-emphasis on quick cutting and a camera
that doesn't ever seem to stop. It's not anywhere near as bad as his
other films (notably the atrocious "Armageddon") but it
can still be annoying. There's also not much of a story; it all hangs
around a plot point (the search for the 'All Spark') which serves
as an excuse to have endless scenes of the robots battling each other.
The humans in the story are all but redundant - none of the characters
are particularly outstanding but then it's a film about big robots
beating the crap out of each other! It's also corny at times, with
a scene for example at Sam's parents house dragging on way too long,
and although it's funny in parts, it's also cringeworthy. And I wouldn't
have known it if I hadn't seen the credits, Hugo Weaving provided
the voice of Megatron, the lead bad robot. It was so completely disguised
that it could've been any one.